1. bigrnac:

    on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

    (Fuente: ouijasquiji, vía fake-mermaid)

  2. beyoncescock:

    seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

    (vía guccier)

  3. whetaver:

    if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you

    (vía hotboyproblems)

  4. moijejoueauxfranglophones:

    botherandbefuddle:

    zourrifying:

    reason to not become an adult

    • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

    my mom has invited me over for dinner

    my mom needs help with furniture

    my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

    my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

    saved for future reference

    (Fuente: stealmyghoul, vía fake-mermaid)

  5. sharpslut:

    i wish people had crushes on me 

    (Fuente: 13hr, vía hotboyproblems)

  6. feat:

    I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

    (Fuente: feat, vía trust)

  7. bobbyhorin:

    *sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

    (Fuente: butttom, vía trust)

  8. zackisontumblr:

    zackisontumblr:

    i have a bunch of high school musical party supplies who wants to party with me

    we’re all in this together

    image

    (vía hotboyproblems)

  9. teencry:

    i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

    (vía hotboyproblems)

  10. so who r u and why u r so hot

  11. tom-spanks:

    remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

    (vía fake-mermaid)

  12. yoncehaunted:

    When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

    image

    (vía trust)

  13. harrysthefather:

    DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 

    (vía cumfort)

  14. -annoying:

    i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

    (vía fake-mermaid)