1. tom-spanks:

    remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

    (vía fake-mermaid)

  2. yoncehaunted:

    When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

    image

    (vía trust)

  3. harrysthefather:

    DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 

    (vía cumfort)

  4. -annoying:

    i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

    (vía fake-mermaid)

  5. eatingisfab:

    "Are you kidding me?"
    “No, im adulting you”

    (vía trust)

  6. confirmance:

    I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

    (vía cumfort)

  7. trait:

    i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

    (vía fake-mermaid)

  8. hancljob:

    im ugly on the inside too 

    (vía hotboyproblems)

  9. (vía first-kisss)

  10. okaymofo:

    you is kind

    you is smart

    you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

    (vía diet-tampon)

  11. hardcorebrownie:

    today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

    (vía trust)

  12. ifyoucarryonthisway:

    hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

    (Fuente: averagefairy, vía orgasm)

  13. greetings:

    me trying to flirt with a nerd

    image

    (vía pizza)

  14. spunkydads:

    the problem with rich people is that i am not one

    (Fuente: spunkypapa, vía trust)